John Oliver Takes The Colbert Questionert

Published on May 1, 2021
Can Stephen Colbert penetrate the mind and soul of John Oliver and find out his true character? He can with his 15-question quiz in this edition of The Colbert Questionert!

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  • I could hang out with JON BATISTE ALL day and night ❣️❣️He is such a LIGHT in this world 💓💓💓

  • Just two old queens enjoying each other. Lovely

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  • Wawa is life.

  • since he chose ashes to ashes by david bowie, i can now confidently say john oliver has impeccable taste !!

  • Everyone says sharks are scariest mammal in the sea. Nope, I raise you a killer whale. They are super intelligent to the point they play with their food before they kill it. They eat penguins and even other whales. Killer Whale, it's in the name.

  • Try eating a caramel orange.

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  • When he says "Oh okay" and you know he's given up on America.

  • Wtf did I just watch this for? Did I think this was going somewhere? Do I care that it didn't? What and why was Steven writing while John answered? Will I ever start the task I've been avoiding for 4 hours?

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  • Kinda naked without the laugh track.

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  • I was not prepared for John to be afraid of pangolins. They’re my favorite exotic animal and I love them because they look like artichokes.

  • 42...such a British answer.

  • First I saw the questions with John Krasinski and was thinking up my own answers, and came up with the same one for "rest of your life in five words" as John Oliver apparently haha

  • It's going to be amazing ( that's my five words )

  • try apple and tahini instead of peanut butter ;)

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  • 42 was the # I was thinking of 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

  • USA really put peanut butter on apples? isnt this illegal?

  • You need more peanut butter in your life

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  • This felt surreal.

  • Wheres "exercise: worth it?" and "most used app on ur phone?" I'm genuinely curious of anything John Oliver says 🤔

  • John Oliver knows Wawa, my life is complete.

  • Q

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  • The best sandwich is a grilled cheese.

  • you can top an apple with a slice of cheddar cheese.

  • i make p.butter sandwich between two apple slices yummmmmyyyy

  • This reminds me of when I watched "He-Man & She-Ra Christmas special" when I was a kid. My two favorite shows together.

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  • I love both their reactions about the peanut butter 🤣😂

  • N-Space!!! Stephen with the classic Dr. Who reference!

  • Its a weird preference to have, but somehow the silver hair gives them a sense of credibility when their young black hair made them look like 18 year old science geeks. Its the sharp difference between man-child and wise elder and i never saw a transition.

  • We need a Jon, John, and Stephen together with drinks by the fireplace show, with smart, laid-back guests from all over just riffing on random topical stuff and wierd tangents while they chill!! Maybe with Amber Ruffin and Sam B as regulars. ❤🤞

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  • I also said 42 half a second before John did. It's Colbert whose wrong.

    • Indeed, it's the answer to all life's questions.

  • 9:13 A sense of what?

  • 4:55 Stephen not educating John on BEARS being the scariest animal really broke my heart as an old-school-Colbert fan. :(

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  • this was fantastic

  • It's adorable how similar they look now XD

  • Can we just have Colbert and Oliver sit down and talk about things they are passionate about. These two have done enough for us! Just retire and bs with eachother. Also, play DnD? EDit...these two are perfect....Colbert just improvs off a Oppenheimer quote.

  • Big John Oliver fan, but he failed that test. It’s Colbert, so even if you don’t think it scariest animal is a bear. Action movie? Megaforce starring Barry Bostwick - riding a flying motorcycle that shoots bottle rockets while he’s in a silver spandex uniform. Best sandwich? Croque monsieur. Bread, ham and 3 pounds of melted cheese. 1 song rest of your life? Band Maid - Puzzle. 5 words describing rest of your life? Listening to Band Maid Puzzle.

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  • So they unleashed Covid just to stop those two people having dinner together... What are they hiding? Are both of them on one table so funny that they can bring down any country they want? Make infinite money? Invent something so awesome they become gods?

  • We want more!

  • These 2 idiots LMAOOOO

  • Love you, John Oliver. But Andy Dibble is Welsh.

  • I get the Wawa trip. I drove my daughter 2 hours away to a camping trip just so we could breakfast at Shoney's. She didn't know Rick Sanchez's emotional home was an actual place.

  • 42 wasn't the answer? It should have been, it's the answer to life the universe and everything

  • we were trying to have dinner with eachother.......AND our wives. (phew saved)

  • I didn't know how unusual we Americans' peanut butter usage was until I met an honest Brit who asked me what the deal with that was. So it's really funny to hear John mention it.

  • You can put peanut butter on anything - but should you???

  • In 1995 I spent a month in London/Dublin as part of a study abroad trip. We had our meals at the same restaurant as part of the package. One night the waiter announced he would be serving dessert in a few minutes and we were all excited to see whether it would be better than the Tiramisu we had the night before. He brought each of us an apple. Not a caramel apple, not a sliced apple with peanut butter, just a plain red apple. For dessert. The British and their views on apples is concerning.

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  • DIE HARD. That's the best action movie. Clearly.

  • I wish for the full version of this interview!!! These 2 are my fav combo!

  • For real this one night I was starving and the only thing I had was apples and peanut butter. You can guess what happened next

  • I love these two together.

  • Dear Steven, I love you. That being said, you must come to understand that Wawa sandwiches are high quality. It's not some sketchy 7/11 style terrorfood. Wawa started as a dairy and still sells their own milk. Their fresh fruits, veggies, and made to order foods are nearly all excellent! So is there coffee! #WawaForever

  • War movie = action movie but not all action movies are war movies.

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  • What happens when we die: eternal TV static. Not nothing in the sense of blackness, nothing in the sense of no awareness or meaning

  • I wish this show leaned more into the Stephen Colbert character I grew up with....

  • Edited down to 13 questions out of the 15. We will never know his favourite app or whether exercise is worth it? Guessing IMBD and No.

  • Stephen has had, it seems, all Daily Show alumni on his show except Samantha Bee. Also Jason Jones. Both funny. I think they'd be good guests. Anyone know why?

  • The number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

  • i tend to go for sweet bacon and crispy tomatoes on a BLT and i get it from a stranger at the bus stop :3

  • Favorite action movie: all John Wick movies. Yep, that’s right.

  • Did Jon Oliver did the Jon Cena hand move at the end??? 🤔

  • Wow, a British criticising an American about food

  • It was Andy Dibble's birthday a few days ago. Happy birthday, Mr. Dibble!

  • 42 is always the right answer

  • I knew someone who ate peanut butter/banana sandwichs.

  • I knew John would go into detail. So British lol

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