MTG Learned A Different Calendar Song Than The Rest Of Us

Published on Jun 8, 2021
Totally wrong but still catchy.

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  • thats what happens when your parents are siblings

  • This woman could not possibly get more stupid.

  • Marjorie and Roger Stone have the same unusual head shape and face, why is that? Now that's a proper conspiracy theory for the Q for Qrackers to think about

  • The White House should respond to MTG's letter with something like "We're taking your concerns seriously and will conduct a thorough investigation, and will deliver the results to you on June 31, as requested."

  • Cant the aliens please come and bring her home. Sickening excuse for a leader.

  • MTG will say there were 31 days until the "liberal media" changed it.......

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  • This is what happens when you elect someone who runs on an oppositionist alt-right platform. They're usually incompetent and have bad ideas. But boy do they own the libs!

  • MTG.. ahhh that pesky 31 st day FEB aches for it many months almost make it BUT MTG never makes it workout..DO go home go home go homey yes go homey

  • She's still calling it the China virus? This is why asian hate is never going away

  • LMAO TY for the laugh guys...needed it.

  • LoL What an incredibly stupid person she is. Just think, she is "smarter" than her constituents. That's the thing that really scares me.

  • This is stuck in my head.

  • Simple minded witch. She’s a disgrace to sensible decent Americans. Georgia is filled with this ignorance.

  • OMG that made me laugh out loud πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜

  • What fuggin idiot. THIS IS A LEADER RIGHT NOW!!!

  • Unfixabley stupid, plus trump said on her best days, she's not more than a 3.5, but probably a full time zero!

  • Trump was in office when she was elected.....so why did she wait so long to make the list of demands about covid 19????? Oh yeah, Trump was in office and not one GOP senator or house rep has a backbone...

  • Public displays of utter stupidity. The whole world is laughing. And Republicans continue to support this. Why? Because they become as blind, hypocritical and stupid as the leadership they support.

  • That goofy sun in the corner tho

  • Have you seen her doing pullups? Don't do pullups like that. You'll wrench your back and your shoulders. It should be one smooth motion up and down. Using momentum to chin the bar doesn't do much, and you'll fail the Presidential fitness assessment.

  • What did you say her conspiracy level is!? It's over 9000!!!

  • We should've all played along and not told her until July 1st.

  • Duh!!! February is a leap year. Every 2 months We half Another year. Daze get Short and sometimes long . Dark daze Ahead until it sets! And Otherwise, I'll be in my coffin. Without a Mask!πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ

  • Still laughing after four days jajajajajaja

  • I will be laughing at that for manny, many, many years jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajaj

  • 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Magic: the Gathering uses the same calendar as the rest of us. Please don’t sully the most common nickname for the most popular TCG in the world by calling this useless skin sack the same name.

  • White House should have responded that they agree to her terms and will only release the info on that day πŸ˜‚

  • I can’t understand why Trump didn’t make her his Press Secretary unless he thought she was smarter than him.

  • It's not nice to make fun of people with mental health issues.

  • When she and her supporters try to say it was a typo, remember that we are taught to check our work before we hand it in grade school. So they would actually be admitting that she has the intelligence of a child.

  • Maybe this is the alternative calender in which the coronavirus disappeared last April, like Trump promised it would.

  • Vote out the republican nutshow

  • Guys. She's trolling you. She just wants to know how many people she has 'touched' with her alternativities.(auto correct didn't detect any errors in what i wrote...how strange.)

  • these people's incompetence never ceases to amaze me...

  • the gop is a laughing stock worldwide! The rest of us can't believe the shit you all are willing to put up with! Democracy? hardly! Needs work to hang onto! America is failing!

  • What, you've never heard of June 31st? Next you'll tell me you've never heard of Flooptember the Florth, where The Great Floopgazord destroyed the first Jewish Space Laser with his army of Floopgonks!

  • I find it even more hilarious people actually look to you, Stephen for "facts" and news reports. After all, you said yourself you're an entertainer, not a credible source for information, yet you still get off on the absolute imbeciles who believe anything you put out for views and ratings. I guess you have to make money some way! Fkn morons.

  • I want an investigation on MTG for human trafficking with Matt Gaetz.

  • Sounds like MTG lives in the Twilight Zone where June 31st exists.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Congrats to the idiots of Northwestern Georgia for electing this Tool! πŸ‘πŸ‘ Ya'll must be so fucking proud! 🀑

  • Are republicans just mad at how competently Biden is handling Covid because of how moronically the former SCROTUS did and that's why they have to keep blaming "the Gina virus" on Gina? Or what, I don't get it. Why is it so important to them that Gina developed a bio weapon against the world and themselves-that doesn't make sense. Uhmmm.............. antifa.

  • "April is a Satanic member." *HEY!*

  • AOC is a much better dancer.

  • πŸ’ƒ

  • "Thirty days hath September, all the rest I don't remember"

  • More Q-Nuttery 31 days in June??? It is time for MTG to step down before she is pulled down!

  • Gee, who would have guessed that MTG is an idiot?

  • LMFAO you could not write her script!

  • "I'll develop some disease and say I have to resign." -Joe Biden

    • "I'll post something lames that proves I've never had sex." -Aaron

  • That's what happens when you get your "education" from the "united" states lol. That creature doesn't understand colanders and you were taught to say "learned" instead of LEARNT lol.

  • Yes, on June 31 it will be posted at the "libary"!

  • Greene was using aliens' calendar?

  • *The dumbest people are always on the right side of the aisle. Right-wingers and conservatives are an embarrassment to any country. No doubt about it.*

  • Dear Dr Fauci, The term is "malicious compliance", hand it over on the 31 June, 2021. Remember, Moron the Gullible didn't specify which "2021". It could be 2021PRJC (post return of Jesus Christ), or could refer to galactic rotations, not terrestrial years

  • Response from Joe: "Yes, I certainly will respond to her before June 31st."

  • When u ware your underware as a mask shit happens

  • Isn’t she from a supreme race? Dumbness?

  • June 31st is the day that Q Anon prophecies will come true.

  • Damn Liberals and their mathematically accurate calendars!

  • Maybe she can regroup and bring it up at a committee hear...oh, sorry.

  • As if there wasn't enough reason to hate Greene, her name is getting shortened to "MTG", an acronym that is already _very_ taken (by Magic: The Gathering if that wasn't somehow clear). Whenever I see this, I think it's something Magic related and not psycho related. Sure, Magic hasn't been doing a lot right lately, but damn it, that acronym doesn't belong to her.

  • To be fair I hate that months have different amount of days. It really crocks my griddle.

  • Dear Marjorie, We are delighted to inform you that, as of 31st June, you will no longer have to wear your anti-Covid mask. Thank you for your cooperation. We know it has been hard for you to endure "exactly the type of abuse" that people suffered during the Holocaust.

  • LMAO

  • How many ways can a woman be wrong? Trump botched Covid-19 not Joe, June has 30 days, doesn't wear face cover when it's a plandemic. Ugg

  • She just wanted to show-off she just learned to count to 31, the year she reads as 20-21.

  • Margarine Trailer Queen is the best epithet for this poor excuse for a human being I have heard

  • Yes, ... I too anxiously await Joe's Report to Marjorie Trailer Greene, due June 31st. All her questions will be answered... and those of her Alternate Q'Universe as well.

  • Isn't June 31st Weasle Stomping Day as well?

  • Any one remember when she called her accusation on others before her being elected to her current position a 'mistake'

  • every time she opens her mouth, she proves why condoms are so necessary.

  • She literally dumb there is no way june has only 30 days

  • She literally dumb there is no way june has only 30 days

  • Magic the Gathering fans were : disappointed.

  • MTG proves that people who vote for republicans are morons

  • are there staffers in the Republicons rotting the party from the inside? doing little things like sending Rudy to the 4 Seasons and MTG's 31st of June demand. okay here's the calendar demand from the US People for MTG. You need to be out of office before July4th 2021. PACK YUR SHITT AND GITT !!

  • Loved the calendar song!!! SO,SO funny! Zap her again! πŸ˜‚

  • lol, the Russian troll farmers aren't here yet. They're crawling over every COVID related video possible to convice Americans not to get vaccinated, so his boys put a propaganda target on Fauci. Putin going all-in to keep the Pandemic going in the US. Economic damage, civil strife, government instability, and a whopper of a death toll. What's there not for him to like?

  • πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† I think she might be referring to some Russian made calendar shared to her by genius Donald Trump πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  • 31st of JUNE you say? Sure, answers will be given on the 31st of June. Heck we'll give answers EVERY 31st of June from here on in.πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€  We might even throw in answers on the 30th Feb if y'all promise no more insurrections.πŸ˜‡

  • LOL! I think the animation actually improved her appearance.

  • EMpTy Gee

  • I shouldn't be surprised, she obviously lives in an alternate reality

  • She is a lunatic, anything for attention

  • fact: there is no January 6. Oddly, it just skips from 5 to 7

  • 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 not surprised at all. This is the woman that was yelling at AOC through a mail slot on her door πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I mean what do you expect

  • Trump & MTG: dumb and dumber

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  • She’s the face of the GOP. Good job Republicans πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • Really wish they'd stop using those initials for her. I was skimming the video titles and thought "since when did Wizards of the Coast come up with a calendar song?" Then I saw it was Colbert and it clicked what was meant by MTG. Use her last name like any other congressman!

  • What about MAGAnuary?

  • Ngl when I saw the letters MTG I was thinking of Magic: The Gathering πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  • Damn that Smarch weather.

  • For about a year, my son's favorite month was Octember.

  • They should have had a space laser with a star of david shoot her tinfoil wrapped empty space!

  • Brilliant!

  • I was born on 6/31. I'm ready to retire yet haven't had my 1st birthday party.

  • Is she related to Sarah Palin?