Quarantinewhile... Simone Biles Is A Pure Delight

Published on Jun 9, 2021
Quarantinewhile... America's sweetheart and record-setting gymnast Simone Biles was a joy to watch as she won her latest title with a tumbling pass that bears her name.

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  • Hilarious

  • Jesus, my ankles hurt just watching her, they would've been REKT hahaha! howwwwwwwwww does she dooo that??!?!

  • 1:26 Stephen's Amber Rufin impression is spot-on

  • Simone Biles is amazing

  • Disarming travelers is funny? This is what's wrong with people now days.

  • Honestly, I’m not really sure what purpose a live audience serves anymore. It’s a relic of the past and a nice homage, but there are very few instances where it’s additive to the show format. The revenue aspect seems negligible. The “Stephen” chants were nice, though.

  • you said gif wrong, steve

  • I'm off to work the phrase "Drifter Scrimscraw" into my repertoire with reckless abandon. Starting with "Logan Paul is the Drifter Scrimshaw of boxing."🥊🤕

  • Wow 🤩 I’m so proud of that guy- I wish an American had the balls to slap 👋 Trump like that 😂

  • The writers really did their research on Indian architecture 😆

  • Quarantinewhile is the best segment of all time imo

  • Thanks from india for relating

  • It’s GIFS not GIFS

  • ....🙀

  • A woman slapped him. He probably told her that she so sexy!

  • This is the first quarentinewhile where colbert doesn't say "sometimes" twice.

  • Ashoka pillar gets a shoutout. Woohoo

  • Why hasn't this freak been quarantined far, far away???

  • Why are we still making Biles do....what? Who is we

  • LMAO, Dr. strange-nuts

  • The first person to ACTUALLY do a double triple had the last name Miller so it’s called a Miller in trampoline. Maybe that should just be the name universally used since there shouldn’t be a million skills called the same thing, just for confusion purposes. Or let her choose the name and get creative.

  • @suckindeeznuts probably picked the handle to get attention. And success.

  • Simon Biles and the rest of the ladies in USA gymnastics are National Treasure that deserved better then they were given and still haven't gotten the justice they deserve

  • I will miss "Quarantinewhile".

  • Oh, so THOSE are the lyrics to Mission:impossible!

  • The guy slapping Macron, just amazing.

  • "She's so good they named a whole move after her!" This is the 3rd or 4th of those I believe at this point (: she's absolutely incredible

  • The Tweet timer was designed for Elon Musk, I think. Nobody should be able to cause a global economic crash just by tweeting something while he's on booze and Ambien.

  • Stephen pronounces gif "jiff." I am so disappointed in him.

  • Clive is awesome actor!!!!!

  • she is GOATED. she is changing the sport. I'm in awe of her 🖤

  • Colbert is a Schmuck!

  • Lol “drifter’s scrimshaw of news”

  • No More batiste! Excellent! Hate him So much!

  • Yes I watched many of her performances on the USdoss... Yes, there is a platform where you can be entertained by people eating soap... or doing 10 flips in the air?

  • 2:54 Thank you

  • Thank god finally a episode of quarantinewhile without the super dry small talk

  • 2:55 🤕 "Paul getting punched in the face by... Paul getting punched in the face by... Paul." Yeah that's satisfying

  • He should’ve missed milestone for BILESTONE!

  • I have to confess that I watch Logan Paul getting punched three times!! Lol

  • Did you know that Hunter Biden was using the n word in a email to his white lawyer. This asshole won't let you know

  • Fondue is Swiss not French, I will not stand for these ignorant stereotypes!

  • GEN X tryin’ to be woke is CRINGE.

  • Uhm, quick question: So Loki is under arrest for stealing the Space Stone, by the Time Cops. Not the Space cops? I mean, basically the premise is that he created a new timeline, with the space stone. Why didn't they arrest Tony Stark, and Hank Pym, for pulling a Time Heist, that inevitably led to this alternate timeline, when Tony Stark, and Antman (Scot Lang) messed up stealing the Space Stone, from Tony Stark.

    • Sorry, kinda got caught up in the plot there. So here's my question: What exactly do the time cops do again? Also, who's the villain now. Also also, when do we find out that Coronavirus was engineered to help Disney launch their new streaming service (And delay the release of Black Widow Action Figures. Again.) What? Oh great, now I sound like the conspiracy theorist?

    • Pymtech was used in the, I'm guessing totally illegal Time Travel tech. You know, the one that led to Earth being invaded by a past version of Thanos, and company. (Except for Gamora, she's cool. Well, okay, Nebula because they're sisters. Adopted. Whatever....) They didn't do anything about Thanos stealing the Space Stone. The Power Stone, Reality Stone, Soul Stone, Time Stone, and Mind Stone. And, kinda destroying half of all life in the Universe, but Loki stole the Space Stone. (Again. Only the third time, well. Okay the second time chronologically, but...)

  • "JIF" 🤢🤮🤢

  • I've always found Ballerinas to be Divine Beings Of Godly Perfection. They're so far above and beyond the mundanity of your normal, common-as-muck, human woman. Female gymnasts look like children. Their bodies look like pre-pubescent child bodies that are still _Girls_ who haven't grown in to _Women_ yet. However, they seem to be building up the visceral musculature that may one day be forged, refined and perfected into the Super-Human, Divine body that all Goddesses (read: Ballerinas) wear. In short, what I'm trying to say is: There really isn't all that much difference between the bodies of gymnasts and the bodies of Ballerinas. The most salient difference is that Ballerinas are Women and their bodies are the Avatars of Divine Goddess Beings that exude an inner light of Perfection!!! Gymnasts on the other hand have similarly thin and muscled bodies, however, they predominantly have the bodies of young girls, which makes them as attractive as a traffic light in a foreign country. Or a jar of cat food. What's truly astonishing, is that all it takes for a female to go from being as attractive as a Roman military sandal/ boot, to being a Perfect Goddess of Perfect Divine Beauty, is for her to reach the age of 20 (where her facial bone structure settles into its adult form, where her secondary sex characteristics develop [boobs and hips] and where her appearance is that of a _Woman_ and not a _girl)._

  • Macron ,Ça me fait rire a chaque fois🤣🤣🤣 Macron, It makes me laugh every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • I love your hyper guttural French Stephen.

  • It's pronounced "gif"

  • J-if 🙃

  • 1:47 jif?! GIF

  • Amy Sedaris must MUST play characters on your show!

  • She did a rendition of the "suck it" gesture before doing the flip named after herself. LOL, I may be in love.

  • Biles needs a space x rocket named after her.

  • BARF

  • Your not funny anymore Steven try as you may I used to like you I think you need new writer’s and the trump shit is old

  • Doctor Strange-Nuts sounds like a character in a Marvel porn parody...not that I’ve ever seen such things, you understand...

  • “Jifs”? Tsk tsk Stephen. I thought you were better than that. Unsubscribe.

  • That's the fifth gymnastics move called the Biles

  • Now I really want to see some drifter scrimshaw.

  • The picayune romanian tinctorially curl because married delightfully remain until a spectacular bead. pink, nonchalant monday

  • NOAA 11521

  • Logan Paul got knocked out. They would have to pay me to watch that pos. Thank you Ali, Frazier.

  • Stephen. I used to think you were cleaver, but now I realize you are spreading lies and hate across our great country. The way you destroy Only those who are part of the RNC, shows your Personal ties to the Party of DEATH. Yes, the DNC is the PARTY of DEATH when it comes to God's natural laws and especially abortion. You spent 4 years Bullying our President to belittle him, or assassinate him politically and personaly so he would be defeated. Now we have more Division in our country than ever before. Obama is forging ahead with his beautiful words to destroy our Country. He was a Community Organizer. Swap Community with Communist, and you'll see Obama's quest to infiltrate Saul Alinsky's Marxist ideas. Let's see - Critical Race Theory has to destroy our current system and replace it with WHAT? They don't know, but it must be destroyed first. Communism is essentially ushered in behind the scenes. MSNBC is also behind this heinous action to destroy Christianity and our Country that actually used to Trust in God. We are nearing the end, so pray more than ever for splitting our citizens into haters with hate groups. Apparently all Whites are haters, and must be Republicans. MSNBC needs to go off the air for good. Nothing but Propaganda. Oh, PS, Adolf Hitler used Critical Race theory against the Jews... Funny to see the signs in Guatemala - Harris Go Home, or Trump Won... Harris won't go to the Texas Border, but she'll go to Guatemala??? This administration is a total JOKE, and have Zero ideas how to govern this great country. PAX. Jim

  • On a side note my father took on Francis as his saint before he took the position and I grow to know why but I took on hafiz cause I'm a joker so it is what it is

  • disliked for pronouncing gif as jif >:(

  • Us Trump voters want you leftists to look at The Last Ship you took. Because every time you open your dumb mouth that is all we see.

  • Ps I love man and papa Francis. Hafiz out

  • Are they serious about the cereal?😂😂😂

  • Dear Stephen after all we have been through you think I haven't thought to do that, I don't got that luxury. Oh how sweet and simple my life would be. I feel like even almighty he just keep popping in and growing out my bread🙃

  • Gonna miss having dad all to ourselves!

  • The elite mind broadly concern because slash empirically sign failing a whole ocean. mute, godly fir

  • LOL

  • GIFS!!! It's GIFS!! Sorry...had to....lol

  • Ive tuned Colbert out ever since he left the Ed Sullivan theater. Go back, Stephen.

  • Can't believe how many people care that he pronounced it Jif.....really? It matters?

  • lol.. Quarantine While.. your getting funnier being isolated from the audience Stephen haha

  • Nailed Rajasthan & Ashoka!! Good Stephen!

  • Ball sack

  • Excuse but Ms Biles has 4 skills named after her and possible one more after Tokyo get it right

  • GIF!

  • I kept wondering why I was missing videos and had to hunt them down every time. I apparently wasn't subscribed... Problem solved! 😂

  • They named four moves after her on three different genres of gymnastics.

  • IT'S PRONOUNCED GIF, NOT JIF. Get it together steve.

    • Thank you! Yes! Do those idiots who insist on "jif" pronounce the word "jraphic"?

  • Go Batiste and crew!

  • Lmao so glad you included the Mayweather bit

  • Okay, as much as I despise the overwritten prologue to "Meanwhile" (FF>>), that was a good one. 'Specially the one where Logan gets punched, for it is definitely what The People want to see.

  • I'm a disabled veteran who writes songs gives them away for free. It came on worse than a bad dream Death incarcerated extreme People dropping like flies Covid 19 You're deadly We lost our mind You're all sneaky and fears Ohh what a whirl Sneeze infects nasal and eyes Covid 19 You're deadly We lost our minds You're a baby, you're upset We got fed lines before the dots connect So hold my hand You're heart won't pop Ooh, go get a vaccine to make Covid stop Snap out of your wet dreams And into the future Now go get immunized From Covid-19, The virus is deadly Don't lose your mind Don't be a baby, you're upset We got fed lines before the dots connect So hold my hand You're heart won't pop Ooh, go get a vaccine to make Covid stop Snap out of yours wet dreams And into the future Now go get immunized From Covid-19, The virus is deadly Don't lose your mind Covid-19, so deadly, lost our minds Covid-19, you're deadly, lost our minds Lost minds, our minds Lost our minds. Lost our minds. Lost our minds. Lost our minds.

  • "I'll develop some disease and say i have to resign" -joe biden

  • Simone's hangtime makes Michael look like he tripped over his laces, Simone Force One!!!

  • Excuse me.... JIFs???

  • I'm sorry, french guy here : the man did not say "Montjoie, Saint Denis". He said "A bas la Macronie", "Down with the Macronie"

  • I admit that I replay the Paul being punch scene far more than five times. Yeah, I still remember the 'suicide forest incident' and I don't eve watch his videos and know that was just his 'best' and not the only 'punch worthily' incident.

  • This Quarantinewhile segment feels incomplete somehow without the pre-segment banter between Stephen and Jon Batiste.

  • Not that I would endorse this, but let's face it, there are a lot of politicians who should be slapped in the face!

  • With that crazed look in Stephens eyes he looks like he’s about to run at the camera, turn it over, and then run screaming out of the room with his shirt off.

  • Jifs? There was no peanut butter in the Simone Biles video. Surely you mean Gifs. As in Graphical Interchange Format. Not Jif as in Jupiter. :)

  • France is a country that works for the people because the government is afraid of such slaps on the face.

  • When the show is back in theater, will it be Meanwhile again?

  • There are so many moves named after Simone. They should just re-name the sport after her.

    • There’s only four moves but I agree they should just name the whole sport after her.