Rudy Giuliani Gives Ego Boost to World's Unluckiest Man

Published on Jun 7, 2021
After Rudy Giuliani promotes MyPillow, a man at rock bottom realizes how lucky he has it.

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  • My pillows are garbage. I just cleaned out a washer where one fell apart. Took 45 minutes to remove the filling. It literally fell apart In the washer.

  • Haha the administration that keeps putting out the humiliation

  • TRUMP WON!!!

  • Rudy will be pimping the Garden Weasel for Four Seasons Landscaping any day now.

  • Rudy is referring to the stain soaked pillows that he's been sweating profusely on, not My Pillows brand...LOL!

  • Fauci lied # Epstein didn't hang his self # RACIST HUNTER BIDEN

  • THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO REPRESENT OUR COUNTRY? LUNATICS

  • Every time I hear the word "Pillow" and these racist white supremacists, I am reminded of the Pillow Massacre that was committed by Confederate troops under the blood-thirsty murderer General Nathan Bedford Forrest. This atrocity was buried in history by subsequent battles, but it hardened the steel of the Union forces.

  • Have you ever thought about just why Rudy and the other haters are trying to destroy our democracy 😵😵😡😡☹️☹️🤓🤓😵😡☹️🤓😡 Who in the hell 🔥 are they working for Thank you America for putting our great president joe Biden in our white house 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 We love you America ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • Seems they all want part of that pillow money before it runs out

  • Biden is a puppet put in office by corrupt politicians and fake news, the people will never respect either!!!!!!

  • Fake news selling propaganda for Democrats everyone in America knows this and laughs at them

  • Vote out the republican nutshow

  • 🤪🤪🤪

  • Wealthy Globalists like George Soros and the Rothchilds are evil and want to control the world and want to take all your rights away like your right to own guns and your right to free speach. Globalists are responsible for election fraud and the virus.Globalist also control the Democrats, Mainstream media, sports, Hollywood and social media. Globalists are responsible for election fraud and the virus. Globalists removed Trump because Trump wants the people of the world to have the power and freedom. Go to the website X22report.com for the truth. They have daily reports

  • I always sleep on my pillows not (mypillows). I'm not going to sleep on someone else's pillows 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Rudy should think again if he thinks Lindell and My Pillow are unsinkable ships.😆

  • Stephen "black eye club" Colbert

  • I feel so used

  • How low can you go...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH....GASSSSSSSPPPPPP!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH..Thats the stuff

  • Not watching any Rudy since before Borat 2, and most Definitely not after. He's a total slimewart. Adios 0:04

  • Oh no, I've stepped in a rudy! Is that rudy on your shoes? Get out of here! Does a bear rudy in the woods? How about you Giuliani your rudy right the trump out of here!

  • How does "The World's Unluckiest Man" have a partner?

  • Clown 🤡

  • ****** THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT JOE BIDEN'S FAMILY WAS COLLECTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOM FOREIGN COUNTRIES FOR SEEMINGLY NO REASON... THE PROBLEM IS THAT RUDY GUILIANI WAS INVESTIGATING IT. ******

  • I remember back when, many years before all the bull****, I saw a MyPillow commercial and considered buying one and trying it out. I'm really glad I never went through with it now.

  • Hey Rudy you are full of BS cuz you never slept on that puller they just didn't wear getting money plus another thing you can't take that part of the prison with you this is my opinion.

  • Well now that Rudy said they are great.. People are giving them away on Facebook Market Place. Ukrainian Feathers are great for your dogs!!

  • For the longest time, I had the my pillow mixed up with the boyfriend pillow with the silly arm and such.

  • A MyPillow Guy v Square-Pillow Guy debate, throw-down, or other ‘Tooning Out segment would be very good.. 😂

  • Rudy needs My pillow to sleep in the coffin every day.

  • I guess the phrase 'my pillow' could refer to ANY pillow that a person has slept on even just once...... PATHETIC !

  • Maybe the two rejects join a club oh crap too many rich exclusive clubs in America already

  • Rudy needs money that bad that he has to hookup with MyPillow? Thanks TOTN Team!

  • Rudy: aka. Old, dumb and broke.

  • So they use My Pillows in prison?

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Grifters r gonna grift

  • That...was sad

  • Donald so loved Rudy's advertisement, he had velcro tabs put on his my pillow and now uses them as diapers.

  • What happen to all the evidence that the pillow guy had on the election

  • What a clown 🤡

  • LOL - so funny! He should sell pictures of himself on line - oh - don jnr's doing that, isn't he?

  • Wait is this a reference to that rail worker guy everyone learns about in psych who survived the rod through his head?

    • Have to ask the writer, but i do remember that case. Its alsobin "faces of death"

  • Rudy is such a putz.

  • Can't wait for steven to bite a bag of bucks shots....

  • That dude was once "America's Mayor." Now he's Mike Lindell's bitch, and I'm allowed a little schadenfreude. Oh, yeah.... that's the stuff.

  • i don’t get it

  • I loves them? Dude can't speak

  • Maybe Lindell can come out with a "My Straitjacket" and have Giuliani hawk it on air (with an ode to the old Hair Club for Men commercial): "I'm not only the former president's personal attorney, I'm also a client (of My Pillow)."

  • This is just so great (sarcasm). I come here for an opening monologue to get away from Kimmel and yet Stevie boy is still on his break that is longer than the ones that Congress takes. If you are not going to entertain the masses, then quit. This is the internet. I can look at cartoons and animated shows, which to you youngsters are known as anime but this is getting downright ridiculous. I'm a disabled, honorably discharged veteran that even has medals that lives on less than $1,200 per month which on your salary would be considered pocket change so earn your doggone paycheck or stop drawing it!!!

  • Rudy must be really broke shilling for the My Pillow guy. Hope he got paid up front 'cause Mike Lindell might be about $2 billion in hole soon.

  • Plot twist: Mike Lindell will declare bankruptcy, Rudy won’t get paid (again)

  • Actually most pathetic man alive can't put his pants on correctly what was that dumbass name I know Pony Tramp

  • yea, sitting on their tushes is the max for the GOP.

  • 😅 Thank you 🤗 ❤️❤️❤️

  • Someone has to pay Rudy's bills

  • Y'all really think using the guy who's head sprang a leak is the right person to be pitching how great your pillows are? 🤔😅😂

  • "My Pillow: The only pillow with the power to soak up my toxic head juices."

  • Of course, Giuliani is hocking that crazy guy’s pillows. First, that’s about the only guy that would ever hire him at this point. But most importantly, Trump hasn’t/isn’t/wouldn’t ever pay him. Wine, hair dye & burner phones cost money.

  • ... "For some time"

  • We assume it was hair dye leaking during that infamous press conference, I think it was brain cells.

    • @Jean Montinat lol

    • Sha Shee: That was not hair dye that was diarrhea leaking from his ears. He had an overload from all the BS he was pushing.

    • You think he has a brain inside that skull!

  • He needs $&

  • 😲 Oh my god! Does this mean Giuliani is doing _endorsements,_ now?

  • These loony tune dirtbags are worse than Gotham villains. Seriously..... dumb AF.

  • Rudy : I have been stuffing my pillow pillows down my pants for years! Love them!

  • I have a purple

  • The legal and media pressure is building up in Rudy. It won't be long until he springs another leak and sweats off more hair dye- bigly and with tremendous flow!

  • Man o man,what a loony tune.Lock his treasonous arse up,along with pervert Tump.

  • You will have one in Federal prison. 🤣😂 ******* Any Fool Who Disagree With My Comment I Won't Receive A Notification Alerting Me Of Your Comment. So If You Like Talking To Yourself, Have At It. I Don't Give A Damn! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣***********

  • Rudy is so desperate for money, and Lindell is willing to help out (not realizing he’s going to need that money for his own lawyers too).

  • If Rudy was a smart lawyer then he may be able to sue Trump for "blowing hot and cold" (I think the legal term is Approbation and Reprobation) so he can get paid. And we all know how much of a windbag Trump is. But this may work only IF Rudy was a "smart" lawyer :P

    • @ulysess “josie lover” oliveras LOL. Well whatever lawyer Rudy hires to defend him we all know will be smarter than Rudy .... except if Rudy decides to defend himself XD

    • That's the problem he isn't smart

  • These guys just keep talking and promoting and going about life like nothing happened! Our DOJ is so broken and weak against our own domestic violence and crimes So pathetic

  • 👋😂

  • Pathetic

  • How pathetic this goon can be...

  • Uh, unless I’m out of town or staying with a friend or relative I always sleep on my pillow.....as in A PILLOW that happens to belong to me. I have a feeling the same is true with Rudy and that’s what he tells himself so he can imagine he’s not a lying sack of demented, kinky, freaky, foreign agent shit.

  • Rudy is the "human" equivalent of a Dumpster Fire.

  • Rudy you were never in the car trumping could care less you were always gonna be fall guy wake up

  • I heard him say, "I've been sitting on My Pillows for some time." and thought, oh those poor farty pillows.

    • Is he trying to be delicate about his hemorrhoids?

  • Wasn't Rudy Giuliani part of the cabal that incited insurrection against the American Capitol? He was there on the 6th wasn't he? up on the podium? He gave a speech inciting a mob to attack the United States Capitol building. It was on TV. The whole world saw it. The whole world will applaud when Rudy Giuliani gets arrested. He's in New York City promoting Mypillows. Arrest him already!!!

  • Perhaps if Giuliani, and his most well known client - the former President of the United States didn't act like the head of a drug cartel or a terrorist then they wouldn't be treated as such. Just a thought.

    • I'm sure they have shares in a drug cartel judging by the white powder they all seem to like to consume! I don't get it why old men keep doing this stuff! It's just not a good look.

  • I like french fries

  • No surprise since Rudy needs to work to pay for his legal bills.

    • If I went back in time, to see my 23 year old self and tell him (me) that I would live in a rural part of eastern Canada (Maritimes) Rudy Giuliani would be facing criminal charges, and resorting to selling subpar pillows, and the US would come within an eyelash of fascism spearheaded by Donald Trump, My 23 year old self would look at me and laugh, then go “What hell are you smoking?” Without missing a beat I would go “The best part about 22 years in the future, weed is legal, but it’s not that powerful to make up hallucinating the events I spoke about”

  • Too bad, but(t) RUDY IS A HEMMORIOD!

  • This is what happens when the "President" of the United States doesn't pay his Attorney $20,000 a day. "And SLIPPERS" !!! OMG ! I guess he's gotta make a living ! 🤣😂🤣

  • He's going to be sh!tting enough bricks to finally build that wall.

  • *Rudy Giuliani didn't know he was married to his cousin for over 14 years.* Who in their right mind hires that to represent them as their personal attorney

    • dicstain don with the chin fupa

    • Isn't it obvious? Who would hire Rudy as his personal attorney? Someone who married his sister! (Also, someone who publicly lusted over his own daughter.)

    • Ding ding ding! No one in their right mind...wait...define RIGHT....right wing doesn't count... Let's start over... No sane person would hire Rudy.

  • Maybe a pillow would quell the fart noise if he sat on it?

  • Treasonous conduct at the behest of the grifter in chief. May they rot in federal prison.

  • Is he at least disbarred yet?

  • Oh damn! I did not think that things could get worse for Rudy Giuliani but I just have seen that they have done so. So what the hell is going on what has brought Rudy Giuliani to this point? My God the Republicans have come so low. Look at them

  • The audio released today is enough evidence to finally arrest Rudy.

    • @Liberty H. yes Rudy is making My Pillow commercials, my how the mighty hath fallen.

    • @Liberty H. If Giuliani has something explosive on Clementine Caligula, now would be a good time to drop it, #JustSaying

    • Trump owes Giuliani a ton of money. Watch how fast Rudy is going to flip, lol. Oh, what is this about, anyway? I’ve not been keeping up much with current events these past-few days. Is Rudy making TV ads for Lindell? That is almost too-pathetic, even for Rudy b

    • Wow I just heard the Penguin extorting Ukraine for his orange master? Giuliani is getting himself indicted for that treasonous traitorous stunt for sure and he'll do what all Trump patriot cult worshipers do and rat his cult master out. It's Trumps American way.

    • Do you hear it? Do you hear the rats jumping ship? I do!

  • The Republicans always deny and when the evidence comes out they ignore it. Trump was guilty the first time he was impeached and the second.

    • The corrupt Demos or Satanic Administration have fooled the people of our country for years. Yall had better wake the hell up!

    • Pleaseeeeee LMAO 🤣!

    • because they're not a political party. they're a religion. and that's how religions work.

    • ,,,,, AND THEN YOU WOKE UP.

    • @Commander_Ninja 8 comments that i could see, but who cares or would keep track ^^, that would be creepy, right ?

  • He must be kicked out of the legal profession and locked up for quite a few years!!!

    • he hasn't legally been a lawyer in quite some time.

    • What shocks me is this was the guy who dared to go after the mob to make his bones in his career and because he didn’t like how they made “Italian Americans look bad”. I guess he’s never seen the “godfather” because actually the mob is one of the things that made them look GOOD. Italians were treated like garbage when they first started immigrating here, much like the Irish were. The Godfather came out in 1972 and suddenly Made them look really “cool”. I just find it so hypocritical that Rudy when after the mob for illegality and now he is doing things that are as bad or worse than anything the mob ever did to this country’s . (Note to any reader, I’m not a conspiracy guy and I think it’s totalmbullshit that the mob had anything to do with Kennedy being assassinated. They would never want that much heat from the feds. The only two theories I entertain is 1) that Oswald acted alone or 2) that a secret service agent accidentally discharged his m-16 from the car following the car Kennedy was riding in and that that was the shit that hit him in the head while the shots from Oswald first missed and then second hit both Connolly the governor of Texas and JFK himself entering through jfks back, exiting through his front and then going into Connolly and ricocheted doing tumble damage to him at a few different points. The Castro connection is bogus to me, as is the mob angle, the cia angle, the LBJ angle and the Soviet angle (the Soviet’s weren’t going to risk nuclear war with the US just to assassinate a president who would simply be immediately replaced with another powerful American who would then seek revenge. Makes no sense)

  • Colbert nodding on THIS

  • Giuliani: MyPillow Colbert: A *FRAUD

  • They do really absorb the hair dye, though...

  • Blake: Ayo Watch & Learn Marv Albert: The *STUFF