Vaccine Magnetism? These Anti-Vax Theories Come Straight From Crazytown

Published on Jun 10, 2021
Stephen examines the theory that the Covid-19 vaccines cause people to turn into magnets in the latest installment of his long-running segment, The Vax-Scene.

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  • That mans family should be disgraced he sold his sole like this 🤢 Dude used to be completely anti big pharma until he bowed to the mob. Guarantee you he doesn’t have the shit I mean shot either…Pathetic

  • I can accept this accent too, okay.

  • This is sad.

  • Propaganda strong on this one. These clowns are eating this up.

  • So crazy how these late night weirdos are a mouth piece for big pharma and far left nut jobs. God damn I miss letterman. 😢

  • How much did you get paid by big pharma for this, stevie?

  • My body my choice...

  • This is hilarious comming from the guy who cimplains about "big pharma" all the time. What a tool of the status qoue

  • Yuck. Unless I learn that was unauthorized Proclaimers butchery, I am never, ever singing along with, or enjoying that song ever again :/ Is Colbert an actual robot? You can tell he has zero enjoyment in what he's actually doing and that he's wishing his contract for selling out humanity was up months ago so he could be safely tucked away somewhere already.

  • That really wasn't funny in the least bit. Tenpenny is a wacko quack. This anti-vax stuff is ridiculous.

  • What a weird cult leader Colbert is

  • More misinformation about covid vaccines. The key could of been sticking to her because of sweat on her skin. Honestly, politics in America is a dumpster fire. Both "sides" are delusional. Call me ""middle of the road"" but people need to think for themselves, not subscribe to a political belief system.

  • Thanks. A friend of mine had a relapse from this and overdosed on fentanyl.

  • 13k Likes from Cultists ! you know what China is ok for you people :P

  • That song really shows the love for big pharma wow just wow i am stunned that such a hardcore leftist loves big pharma so much

  • I’m old enough to remember “Prescott Pharmaceuticals” segments from The Colbert Report, back when Colbert was a comedian

  • Unapproved experimental injections. The manufacturers have no liability. Never trust a company with no liability if their product malfunctions.

  • Stephen, blink twice if you’re ok.

  • You mean the blood clotting vaccines that is found causing heart inflammation by the CDC?

  • Oh look another corporation has found a shill. Remember when people like him were against big pharmaceutical companies? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  • This is getting creepy of how hard they’re trying to get people vaccinated. From lotteries to celebrities. Raises a lotta questions, especially when that they stop R and R Johnson vaccines due to rising health concerns. Long term effects? And those aren’t theories either, look them up

  • As of June 16th 44% of the US population or 146,456,124 people have been vaccinated.

  • Jesus Christ this is cringe.

  • Stephen, I gotta tell ya, whoever did the animation of those syringes should be fired. The lip sync wasn't even close and they looked like floppy dildos. In fact, anyone involved with making that skit in the first place should be fired. That was just awful.

  • Wtf Colbert

  • 500 doses? That 498 more than recommended. #Cancel this man

  • The Left's cult-like worship of the vax is insane.

    • @Craig PhD You both are crazy

    • The right wing worship of the anti-vax cult is not unexpected!

  • People are so stupid to believe they're magnetized.

  • My keys stick to me too, when i don't do shower and personal hygiene.

  • This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Beyond embarrassing.

  • Loved Colbert's takedown of Bush years ago, but this will not convince me the vaccine is safe. Big pharma is directing the narrative. Be careful.

  • This is disgusting, colbert has really sold his soul. I dont understand how people can be this sheep like and just blah along being "useful idiots", sad times we live in and I fear its going to get much worse before it gets better

  • Mrs. Ten pence thanks for your 2... Wth like wtf the whole bone marrow would have to be... nvm made of iron, even then you'd have to be made of iron bone, does not compute.

  • I have a question: can anybody be any dumber?

  • I got my vaccine.

  • Yes, rest assured that you're receiving sound medical advice from "The Late Show" lol

  • mark of the beast

  • I hate the antichrist

  • Keys are brass. Brass isnt magnetic. The magnet theory is made up by people who seek to mask the myocarditis emergency

  • "These magnet tards aren't shills I swear, maaaaan" -internet shills

  • Jon Stewart, come get your boy.

  • this is dystopian af

  • Now a vaccine needs to be developed to cure satirists from corporate influence.

    • A vaxx is desperately needed for all forms of mass "mediality"

  • What med school did you attend steven?

  • The fact steven has to make a sing along and make you feel like a child to get your vaccine? whos the loon? I used to love these when I was a toddler. I guess they think most Americans are little babies. Sing those name brands you walking pharma ad.

    • The select few that have complete authority over public health (the ACIP of the CDC, specifically) are heavily invested in vaccine developers. Rest assured that these Late Show host morons also are receiving a big piece of the pie for shilling this garbage.

  • Colbert finds the leading most ignorant people to demean. Talk about choosing your battles. None of these talk show hosts (Fallon, Kimmel, Trevor Noah, etc) have any merit and they know it so they pick easy fights for cheap laughs. Go figure. If it was at least funny I could stomach it but it's just a cringe compilation at best 👎

    • Authentic scientific inquiry is out of the question.

  • Anything that goes against the narrative is mocked. Which means its all true

  • the world has gone mad or is it just the US of A

  • Im here to look for answers, I don’t need you to tell me lies.. it is sticking to my shoulder!!

  • This is some deep matrix level shit being throw at us.

  • Sellout

  • Still not getting the vaccine.

  • Communist approved propaganda.... Good luck

  • Statist and elitist propaganda… sends shivers down the spin.

  • Pro Big Pharma I see

  • Yay big pharma! Gonna go get my vax today bc the loving pharmaceutical companies want nothing more than to keep me healthy!

  • Cringe

  • Could this guy be more boring?

  • /cringe/

  • A country of morons.

  • I got a story about a pharmaceutical company, designed a mRNA delivery system in 2011 with some angry investors by 2019 and Lvl 4 CDC Lab Virologist who likes them young. Wanna hear it?

  • This is cringe on a whole other level. What happened to this guy? Now he’s promoting big pharma ?

  • Holy cringe batman, can he shill for big pharma any harder?

  • Colbert is a massive tool

  • Stephen is such a shill. anti comedy

  • You know the chances of survival without taking the vaccine? Oh yes it is 99.9%, in fact give me back that 0.01% that's just based on who you are.

  • Funny how this comes up when you look up pizzagate

  • u have to b really old to get those earnest jokes.

  • india has a problem with heavy metal poisoning due to the mountain they have in the northern part of india. the pink salt that was popular on instagram is laced with toxic metals. a common side effect of heavy metal poisoning is a magnetized body. im shocked at how uninformed talking heads on youtube are. a number of cases made it to the national news in america including 1 of a little girl in india being worshiped who was dying of heavy metal poisoning. 1 of the 2 "vaccines" if a sample of it were put in a mass spectrometer would be similar to the well water in the north western part of inida. to this day its still filled with toxic metals. did you know india is making 1 of the 2 vaccines its not china. the elemental profile of the water in the vaccine is tell tale and the other side of the mountain doesnt have the same problem. the problem for india is pink salt is sold globally and has the same mix of rare toxic metals

  • The Vaccine Woke possess a higher wisdom. They are noble survivors because they deal with the evil of Vaccine un-Woke all of the time.

  • There may be a big upside to the AntiVax movement. When more virile, more transmissible, and more fatal variants of this virus come (and they will) the stupidest segment of society where the majority of AntiVaxers dwell will die at a disproportionate rate. This leaves the remainder of the country smarter and with far less opposition to reasonable options. The herd will self-thin on the basis of IQ...

  • Fools eat this propaganda. Now vax your kids

  • Read the comments, these pro vaccination people are unbearably unfunny and beyond cringe. And I have a feeling they think they're clever and witty. Worth a read for sure.

    • @Rango Bango Yeah, that's also true.

    • They are probably not real. Just like the upvotes on this video. Just compare all the new comments with these old/fake ones. They also delete dislikes and pump up views so people think this is legitimate and everyone agrees. It's essentially a matrix they have build, an alternate reality

  • I will never get the vaccine. You can cry, moan and make all the propaganda you want it will never happen

  • www.bitchute.com/video/0Lju9gp7rxe4/ - Magnetism after the covid jab from all over the world

  • I'm just not gonna take it (the vaccine, that is)

  • wtf is this? i havent watched these shows since jay leno this is like some sort of robo cop future?

  • of course the comments gobble this bs up lol

    • only the "top comments" If you switch to "newest first" you can see that many of us can still recognize this as some sort of deeply creepy brainwashing. Normally at least there's a laugh track to tell the normies how to feel, but without it holy heck it's just very unsettling. Most of the time he's not even delivering what i could call an attempt at jokes/humor. This is just pure propaganda.

  • If people aren't comfortable with taking the vaccine, then don't force them to take it. This isn't hard.

    • Nobody are forcing it. Encouraging is a different situation

  • the is up there with some of the worst cringe i've seen all year. why are you people shilling for big pharma so hard?

  • Nice cherry picked examples of conspiracy theories. Now address the legal immunity that the vaccine manufacturers have.

  • This is so cringe

  • No. Why would I be scared of a virus that isn't deadly to me. I'm also not going to be blackmailed/threatened into taking it.

  • Anyone who thinks this is funny should go get the jab

  • I just cancelled my Friday appointment

  • JUST

  • not getting so i can drop dead 2 years later

  • I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life with that woman trying to stick the key to her neck 😂

  • Whats a SPION?

  • Snobbery at its finest

  • Big pharma propaganda is really getting more and more retarded as of late.

  • Do not take the vaccine. They silenced a Facebook page about thousands of people suffering from this poison.

  • The death rate is 1 in 1000 you people suffer from mass hysteria they just wanted to print 180 trillion globally that's why they're lying

  • I'm not getting the vaccine for spite.